Couldn't Hit a Barn Door

Couldn’t Hit a Barn Door Gin is a cheeky, no-nonsense spirit that doesn’t take itself too seriously—because after a couple of measures, neither will you. Distilled to a smooth 37.5% ABV and crystal clear in the glass, this classic gin delivers clean juniper character with a refreshing finish that goes down easier than your aim on a bad day. Inspired by countryside mishaps and pub-level banter, it’s a gin for laughing at your misses, raising a glass to good company, and enjoying a well-earned shot that actually hits the mark. Best served with tonic, ice, and a healthy sense of humour—because life’s too short to pretend you meant to hit the target anyway.